Iguana by Gronk

Iguanas Iguanas, Iguanas, here and there

Iguanas, Iguanas, everywhere

Iguanas, Iguanas, have no hair,

But if they did it would give me a scare

Iguanas, Iguanas, are patriotic

Iguanas, Iguanas, just love to frolic

Iguanas, Iguanas, are diabolic

However they are not hypermetabolic

Iguanas, Iguanas, climb in trees

Iguanas, Iguanas, don’t eat bees

Iguanas, Iguanas, have boards of trustees

And because iguanas are animals they are not Heterobasidiomycetes

Iguanas, Iguanas, eat lots fruit

Iguanas, Iguanas, don’t eat american arrowroot

Iguanas, Iguanas, go to the iguana polytechnic institute

However they don’t like dogs, especially the alaskan malamute

Iguanas, Iguanas, love to ball

Iguanas, Iguanas, drink lots of ethanol

Iguanas, Iguanas, love to brawl

But they don’t have hands so they can’t use anonymous file transfer protocol

Iguanas, Iguanas, don’t eat carrion

Iguanas, Iguanas, are ovolactovegetarian

Iguanas, Iguanas, hate agrarians

That makes them antidisestablishmentarians

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